Lately, I’ve been staring at various things and going cross-eyed over them:
- “3-Watt Trekking Torch” became: “Wrecking Torch”. The wattage vanished.
- “Spiral Kitchen Mixer Tap” morphed into: “Spiral Monster Green Envy Bag”.
- “Middle English by Chaucer” ended up as: “English by Cancer”.
No clue what led to the second one, but I rather like the first two. Story fodder and plot bunnies. Hehehe.